Crystal and Ben and Tommy went to Goodyear Ballpark for the City's "Home Plate for the Holidays" festival, which boasted 40 tons of manufactured snow and Santa arriving by firetruck (the flier had the line break before "engine" and after "fire", so for a brief period Crystal thought Santa was going to appear in a blaze of glory, David Copperfield style).
Also making an appearance were bounce houses. Our favorite:
Yes, I'm pretty sure that's a giant inflatable Chuck Norris in cutoffs.
Also, tables that were selling the requisite knick-knacks, and, apparently, massages. Turns out if you get bored waiting for Santa, and the unflavored sno-cone playpen and inflatable Texas Ranger don't really float your boat, you can have a footrub in front of thousands of total strangers.